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Is anyone else getting bored or even slightly annoyed with the amount of press coverage they give to Angelina Jolie?  Personally, I am.  I know it’s not her fault that the news media is covering her so much, but it seems like every other minute they have some news story with her dragging around Brad Pitt to some 3rd world country.  It somehow ruins her sex appeal.

Bear with me on this for a second or two.  When you see a someone as hot as Angelina Jolie you naturally think that being her significant other would be totally wonderful.  The sex would be great, she’s probably pretty damn freaky in bed and freaky is a good thing, you have some powerhouse sex with her, but then you wake up the next morning, she has your bags packed, and you’re heading to some 3rd world village that doesn’t have indoor plumbing.

Have you seen the look on Brad Pitt’s face when he’s touring these 3rd world places.  He looks completely stupid like someone sucked out his brain.  I tend to think this is a natural state for him, but honestly he doesn’t want to be there.  The only reason he’s there is Angelina probably rocks in bed.  Now, I can agree, sometimes as men we have to do odd crap to get good pussy, but there comes a point where you have to put your foot down.

Great sex, make me breakfast, don’t make me go to a third world country.  Is that too much to ask?  Sure, I’m shallow, uncaring, and I sign a check to charity and then expect them never to bother me again.  For me, I’d rather go with a slightly uglier woman and have breakfast in my own bed instead of sleeping on a grass mat in a hut made of shit.

So a quick synopsis:

• Angelina – You’re losing your sex appeal with the charity stuff
• Brad – You’re pussy whipped
• Jennifer Aniston – Invite me over
• Mr. Blue – You’re cool and shallow

I know I’m shallow….so…commenting on the fact that I am shallow will only be redundant.

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