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Alicia Keys Paparazzi Shots

Long live the Paparazzi. I completely support their efforts in giving celebrities no privacy. Seriously, I hate when celebrities whine about not having any privacy. Give me celebrity kind of money and I’ll strap a camera on me 24/7 and be completely okay with it.

Here’s a little Alicia Keys getting the Paparazzi’s interest as she’s laying out on a beach chair in a little tiny bikini.

Cute Avril Lavigne

She’s just too young for me. I’ll just say that right now before we get any further. I mean if Avril Lavigne lost her mind and thought I was the coolest guy on the planet, I’d still be like…sorry, too young for me. *sigh* it sucks getting old, but since all of you are not my age, you can enjoy pics of her without feeling like an old perv.

Scarlett Johansson Photo Shoots

I have different mental lists when it comes to women. Like Top 10 women in porn, Top 10 Celebrities, and then Top 10 of all Time. Scarlett Johansson makes that all time list. I even like some of the crappy movies she’s in, just because I get to look at her. If she made more chick flicks, I’d swallow my pride and watch chick flicks just so I could perv on her.

She hasn’t done a nude scene yet, just came close, flirted with it in a few movies, and when she does go nude (and she will), you probably won’t see me posting here for a few weeks because I’ll just done lose my mind. For now though, enjoy the cleavage shots of Scarlett Johansson.

Busty Carmen Electra

I have this feeling that Carmen Electra will always be hot. Some celebrities you know they have a ticking time clock on how long they’re be hot, but Carmen Electra will be some 70 year old someday and you’d be like…I’d still hit it.

Ever have one of those odd conversations about girls you’d like to fuck? Well, I had one regarding Carmen Electra and my friend actually muttered this stupid comment, “I wouldn’t do her after Rodman put his dirty dick in her.”

WTF? Does he think Rodman’s sperm set up camp in that pussy? Hell no, Carmen Electra got put on the fuckable list for me one shower after the Rodman thing was over. Just remember, how women fuck, you gotta deal with it, and not have hangups about their ex’s.